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now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
i’d have 6 free donuts.
I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
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"Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck."
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Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.
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Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
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the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
BOOM.
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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